Jonas found this five-dollar bill in the Frog and Toad book that he got from the library.
He was reading by himself on the couch and called out to me and said, "Umma! There's money in this book!" waving the money to show me.
I said, "Wow Jonas! That's awesome! What do you want to do with it?"
He said, "I think... I think I want to give it to Daddy."
He kills me.